Radical Elementary; The Subtitute Teacher

Today our teacher didn't come to Room 134, instead a new woman came in, she called herself Mrs. Snitchengroober. She looked very nice, but Snitchengroober ??? Come on! That name is not most common. Kids liked her very much, but made fun of her name. Actually, she was almost just like Mrs. Bologna, except for the fact that she had freckles on her nose, red hair with dirty blond high lights, and was expecting a baby in 3 months. She was very nice though, had a few strange mood swings because of her child, but she was very nice. She said we were so nice to her, and so obediant, that she got each of us a cookie from the bakery her husband runs. The cookies were delicious!! Everyone said so, it was awsome, she was awsome! Just like Mrs. Bologna!