Radical Elementary: The Bully

The Radical Elementary students are victims of cruelty when Joey Shear strolls down the halls. Why? Why, do you ask they're victims, Joey Shear is the schools #1 Bully. And yes I capitalized Bully because here at Radical Elementary, The Bully is a big thing, and call the Principal crazy but, he actually gives the best Bully an award. Yes, I know, it's nuts, but it's just how this school functions. But anyway, Joey Shear was held back three years, he's supposed to be in 7Th Grade, but instead he's in Fourth. He's Five feet and three inches of pure EVIL! And... Uh Oh.. Oh No! Here he comes! He's coming for me! Okay, I'll finish this later, because right now I have to run away. TTFN! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Radical Elementary: The Class Clown

Everybody says that Class Clowns are a natural balance of a sophisticated classroom, or at least every one I know. For example, the Class Clown in my classroom is Dory Costner, she's the kind of person who enjoys risking recess time, and making a gigantic fool out of herself, just for the simple pleasure of hearing her fellow class mates laugh at her. I of course wouldn't dare do that, for I can't really think of getting a detention, trapped inside a blank, white, desk filled room with " THE POSTERS OF KNOWLEDGE" from corner to corner, would be absolute TORTURE !!!!! Just sitting there, no fresh air, so sounds of kids screaming in glee or a " TAG YOU'RE A FISH STICK " would put me into depression. I'm actually amazed Dory can live through it, but Dory is Dory. And I'm me, and you're you, and "THAT'S ALL FOLKS!"