Bella's Diary, December 7th

Dear Diary,

The family says that Fridays are the best day of the week, for me, it's just another day. But, the nice thing is that for the next couple days Mommy and Lauren and Emma are always home. No school, nothing, just family time. Anyway, because I don't have to go anywhere like my family does, I don't have the same schedule, but I do have my own.

1. Wake up
2. Try to wake up Mommy
3. If Mommy doesn't wake up go upstairs and bother the girls by jumping on their beds or licking their faces.
4. Eat my breakfast.
5. Go Potty
6. Spend time with Family

And um, that's about it.

Bella's Diary, December 5th

Dear Diary,

Today the family put up a big tree with lights and pretty decorations. They call it a Christmas Tree. As they were putting up the last of the pretty decoration thingys, I came over to look out the window but the tree was in my way, so I tried to squeeze past it. Somebody told me to stop, and when I turned around I heard a clinking noise of something falling. I never got a chance to see what that thing was because my Mommy shooed me away like this, "Out out out out out!". So I made like a tree and got myself outa there. Note to self, Mommy gets mad when I try to squeeze past the tree.

I will be starting a section about my dog called Bella's Diary. Enjoy!

Ireland

My two weeks in Ireland, with my younger sister and Dad, was rainy, sunny, and REALLY FUN!! I went there for my Grandma's Birthday, we had a party on Saturday, and the funny thing was, it lasted until about 9:30 AM the next day! My sister and I had gone to sleep at about midnight, my Dad came in at six, to go to sleep. The one who stayed up the latest, was my uncle's girlfriend, Mary, she had been up cleaning. Not only was it a celebration for my Grandma's birthday, but it was Mary's as well! And that's not even the beginning of my crazy but AWESOME vacation. But if I explain the whole thing, we might be hear for a while. To make a long story short, we relaxed until the party, then relaxed after the party. Went out to dinner a couple of times, and saw the 5Th Harry Potter at some point. It was really good. The day before we left, we went to a farm, fed animals, and had loads of fun!! And that was my vacation!!

Radical Elementary: The Bully

The Radical Elementary students are victims of cruelty when Joey Shear strolls down the halls. Why? Why, do you ask they're victims, Joey Shear is the schools #1 Bully. And yes I capitalized Bully because here at Radical Elementary, The Bully is a big thing, and call the Principal crazy but, he actually gives the best Bully an award. Yes, I know, it's nuts, but it's just how this school functions. But anyway, Joey Shear was held back three years, he's supposed to be in 7Th Grade, but instead he's in Fourth. He's Five feet and three inches of pure EVIL! And... Uh Oh.. Oh No! Here he comes! He's coming for me! Okay, I'll finish this later, because right now I have to run away. TTFN! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Radical Elementary: The Class Clown

Everybody says that Class Clowns are a natural balance of a sophisticated classroom, or at least every one I know. For example, the Class Clown in my classroom is Dory Costner, she's the kind of person who enjoys risking recess time, and making a gigantic fool out of herself, just for the simple pleasure of hearing her fellow class mates laugh at her. I of course wouldn't dare do that, for I can't really think of getting a detention, trapped inside a blank, white, desk filled room with " THE POSTERS OF KNOWLEDGE" from corner to corner, would be absolute TORTURE !!!!! Just sitting there, no fresh air, so sounds of kids screaming in glee or a " TAG YOU'RE A FISH STICK " would put me into depression. I'm actually amazed Dory can live through it, but Dory is Dory. And I'm me, and you're you, and "THAT'S ALL FOLKS!"

Radical Elementary; The Subtitute Teacher

Today our teacher didn't come to Room 134, instead a new woman came in, she called herself Mrs. Snitchengroober. She looked very nice, but Snitchengroober ??? Come on! That name is not most common. Kids liked her very much, but made fun of her name. Actually, she was almost just like Mrs. Bologna, except for the fact that she had freckles on her nose, red hair with dirty blond high lights, and was expecting a baby in 3 months. She was very nice though, had a few strange mood swings because of her child, but she was very nice. She said we were so nice to her, and so obediant, that she got each of us a cookie from the bakery her husband runs. The cookies were delicious!! Everyone said so, it was awsome, she was awsome! Just like Mrs. Bologna!

Radical Elementary: The new kid

There's a new kid at Radical Elementary, and his name is David Anderson. David doesn't seem too happy about Radical Elementary, I'm sure he would've gotten used to it if Martha Jones hadn't walked up to him and asked him if he carried a DNA sample because she wanted to see if she could clone him and then turn the clone into an ape. Martha Jones scares me, she's the kind of person who probably won't end up with a roommate in college because she does experiments with hazardous chemicals and electronic devices. For her science project once she tried to turn a pickle into a chicken. It didn't go so well, Billy Martin was standing next to her, and when her mixture exploded, he ended up going to the hospital with a green chicken head. Billy Martin doesn't go here any more. But any way, David did what anyone would do if Martha said that to them, he looked at her like she was a crazy person with dynamite and ran of at full speed. Martha stood there for a second, then she took out a pack of ketchup, a bag of pop rocks, and a bottle of coke, mixed them together, chugged it a top speed, and then burped so loud she broke the windows and Barney Davidson's glasses. Boy am I glad I don't go to chemistry with her, she has to have a super visor to make sure she doesn't blow the room up. Well that's all for now.

My Vacation

Greetings from California! I'm here at my grandma's house, and I call her Mammie, don't ask me why because I'm not too sure, but that's what we call her. My grandma's house is beautiful, she has a nice big back yard, with a pool, and a swing, a vegetable garden with cabbage, tomatoes, eggplant,, sweet peas, peppers, zucchini,cucumbers, and then there's strawberries, honeydew melon, cantaloupe, and herbs. I love it here, the weather is beautiful, and I have two dogs to play with. California is the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My room

After about two years of sharing a room with my six year old sister, Lauren, she's moving out of it, and into the spare room. Now my room, which is slightly larger than Lauren's, feels a bit empty and dull, but soon it's walls will be the color I want them to be, and covered in posters. I am a tomboy of simple pleasures, but picky when it comes to choosing the color of my room perfectly, because my room will be a room I sleep, and spend time in, if the color isn't right, it won't be a room that fits me, there for, I won't spend as much time in it. So I'll customize it, and soon you'll really be able to call it "my room".

Radical Elementary story 3, part 1

This school is officially awsome! I love it here! We have the best classes ever, art ofcourse being big sense the founder was an artist. I LOVE IT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Radical Elementary story two, part two

Gym period is among us, and usually I like gym period, but at this school we could be forced to do anything. John told me there was nothing to worry about, but he really likes hard work and has been here a long time, he could be used to hard labor in gym. Okay, we're on the field now, nothing is set up so there's a good chance we're going to have to run a lot. " Hello, my name is Mr. Artichoke, I am your new gym teacher. Today I would like you to say the alphabet please, and then play Marco Polo. Now, get started." It was so easy! After gym period was over we all went back to class. Okay now this school ROCKS !!!

Radical Elementary Story two

Our first class, math. It isn't so bad, Mrs. Bologna told us to figure 10 problems that equal booger. I've only found one, that everyone in the class has probably figured by now, it's so easy. playing in the rain + staying in wet clothes for a long time = cold , which = boogers.
Mrs. Bologna is REALLY nice, she's in her late twentys and is very pretty. I like this place

Radical Elementary story one, part two

This school really is weird! Inside it looks like a practical school, with a expensive touch to it. And everyone is walking around with their backpacks on their heads like hats, their books are piled up on their backpacks, and everyone was carrying a red pepper! The first person I saw I asked politely, " Excuse me, but why does everyone have a red peppers?" Then he said politely, " They're for our teachers, you must be new here, I've never seen you before." I nodded. " Well," he said, " my name is John, I've been here sense kindergarten, I know the school like the back of my hand. This year, I have Mrs. Bologna, who do you have?" "I have Mrs. Bologna too." I said. " Okay, " said John, " How about we get you a pepper, there's a vending machine of veggies just over there". After John got my pepper for Mrs. Bologna, we walked and talked to class, he explained about how the founder of the school was a crazy artist who eventually got help at a hospital, but the kids loved the school the way it was and went on strike to keep it as a school, most kids tackled national government agents to keep them from reporting to a bulldozer team. The history of the school was fascinating, maybe this place isn't so bad after all.

Radical Elementary Story one

Well, here I am, Radical Elementary.Wow, this must be the strangest school I've ever seen. It's, like a piece of art, it's swiveled, and striped with black. And it looks like it got caught in a merciless paintball fight. Am I in the right place? Yeah that giant polka dotted plank says Jeffery Radical Elementary School. Well that's the bell, better get inside now. I don't know about this.

Radical Elementary, Story one, Part one

Hi, I'm Jack, I've just moved to this neighborhood and right now I feel fine.I just wish I didn't have to start school tomorrow, my new school is called Radical Elementary, a very strange name for a school if you ask me. Maybe I'll fake a terrible stomach flu.

Radical Elementary, being a fictional and crazy school ,will still attended by it's fictional student during the summer for your entertainment.

The Introduction for Radical Elementary

Radical Elementary is a made up school filled with nothing but nonsense from top to bottom.Radical Elementary is basically a complete opposite of a real school. Enjoy wacky stories narrated by the new attendant at Radical Elementary, Jack Radcliffe.

Just a Kid

Call me the normal kid, with an average, everyday life. Some how I'm still alive going through these last few weeks of school. I get out on June 6th, a short, two hour day, that, I'm sure of it, will begin screaming fits of joy when the bell rings and we're all finally FREE ! Ahhh. I can't wait. Sweet freedom in a matter of, oh, about five and one half to six days. So I will say this once, I'M ALMOST FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me, Myself, and I

My name is Emma, I am the middle child of three, well make that four.... my dog is technically my sister too, or at least my mom says that. My older sister Bri, lives in California with my grandma, Bri's eighteen and graduates in June. My younger sister Lauren, is six, and has an attitude that's going to her in trouble some day, and I know what you're thinking, a lot of kids have attitudes, but Lauren's can be serious. And my last sister, and my youngest, is Bella, my beautiful, two year old, sometimes a little bratty, Rottweiler. She's the sweetest dog and may growl or snap, but that's either for play, or when you're messing with her and she doesn't want to be messed with. Then there's my mom and dad, who love me and take care of me, help me when help is needed and win the number one parent award.