Radical Elementary: The new kid

There's a new kid at Radical Elementary, and his name is David Anderson. David doesn't seem too happy about Radical Elementary, I'm sure he would've gotten used to it if Martha Jones hadn't walked up to him and asked him if he carried a DNA sample because she wanted to see if she could clone him and then turn the clone into an ape. Martha Jones scares me, she's the kind of person who probably won't end up with a roommate in college because she does experiments with hazardous chemicals and electronic devices. For her science project once she tried to turn a pickle into a chicken. It didn't go so well, Billy Martin was standing next to her, and when her mixture exploded, he ended up going to the hospital with a green chicken head. Billy Martin doesn't go here any more. But any way, David did what anyone would do if Martha said that to them, he looked at her like she was a crazy person with dynamite and ran of at full speed. Martha stood there for a second, then she took out a pack of ketchup, a bag of pop rocks, and a bottle of coke, mixed them together, chugged it a top speed, and then burped so loud she broke the windows and Barney Davidson's glasses. Boy am I glad I don't go to chemistry with her, she has to have a super visor to make sure she doesn't blow the room up. Well that's all for now.