Radical Elementary; The Subtitute Teacher

Today our teacher didn't come to Room 134, instead a new woman came in, she called herself Mrs. Snitchengroober. She looked very nice, but Snitchengroober ??? Come on! That name is not most common. Kids liked her very much, but made fun of her name. Actually, she was almost just like Mrs. Bologna, except for the fact that she had freckles on her nose, red hair with dirty blond high lights, and was expecting a baby in 3 months. She was very nice though, had a few strange mood swings because of her child, but she was very nice. She said we were so nice to her, and so obediant, that she got each of us a cookie from the bakery her husband runs. The cookies were delicious!! Everyone said so, it was awsome, she was awsome! Just like Mrs. Bologna!

Radical Elementary: The new kid

There's a new kid at Radical Elementary, and his name is David Anderson. David doesn't seem too happy about Radical Elementary, I'm sure he would've gotten used to it if Martha Jones hadn't walked up to him and asked him if he carried a DNA sample because she wanted to see if she could clone him and then turn the clone into an ape. Martha Jones scares me, she's the kind of person who probably won't end up with a roommate in college because she does experiments with hazardous chemicals and electronic devices. For her science project once she tried to turn a pickle into a chicken. It didn't go so well, Billy Martin was standing next to her, and when her mixture exploded, he ended up going to the hospital with a green chicken head. Billy Martin doesn't go here any more. But any way, David did what anyone would do if Martha said that to them, he looked at her like she was a crazy person with dynamite and ran of at full speed. Martha stood there for a second, then she took out a pack of ketchup, a bag of pop rocks, and a bottle of coke, mixed them together, chugged it a top speed, and then burped so loud she broke the windows and Barney Davidson's glasses. Boy am I glad I don't go to chemistry with her, she has to have a super visor to make sure she doesn't blow the room up. Well that's all for now.

My Vacation

Greetings from California! I'm here at my grandma's house, and I call her Mammie, don't ask me why because I'm not too sure, but that's what we call her. My grandma's house is beautiful, she has a nice big back yard, with a pool, and a swing, a vegetable garden with cabbage, tomatoes, eggplant,, sweet peas, peppers, zucchini,cucumbers, and then there's strawberries, honeydew melon, cantaloupe, and herbs. I love it here, the weather is beautiful, and I have two dogs to play with. California is the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My room

After about two years of sharing a room with my six year old sister, Lauren, she's moving out of it, and into the spare room. Now my room, which is slightly larger than Lauren's, feels a bit empty and dull, but soon it's walls will be the color I want them to be, and covered in posters. I am a tomboy of simple pleasures, but picky when it comes to choosing the color of my room perfectly, because my room will be a room I sleep, and spend time in, if the color isn't right, it won't be a room that fits me, there for, I won't spend as much time in it. So I'll customize it, and soon you'll really be able to call it "my room".